"laughter is the best medicine"
korang pnah denga x ungkapan tu? kalau korang x pnah denga korang bleh cek2 balik iklan2 zaman dolu2 tu search je kt internet..ungkapan ni mmg sgt popular..menandakan betapa pentingnya gelak tawa dlm kehidupan seharian kita..jadi hari ni admin nak kongsikan kisah lucu untuk menenangkan fikiran korang yg mungkin penat harini..kisah kali ini mengenai seorang pemuda bernama ranjit yg bekerja sbg tukang kebun di Himachal Pradesh (pnah denga x? Himachal Pradesh ni slh satu negeri di utara India)
let's check check check it out yOoO~ (o_O) LaYannZzZz......
Boss: Where were you born?
Ranjit: India ..
Boss: which part?
Ranjit: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
Ranjit: India ..
Boss: which part?
Ranjit: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
Ranjit: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Ranjit: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Ranjit helped his friend with a new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. His friend was happy and asked what he did till evening.
Ranjit: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Ranjit: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Ranjit: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Ranjit: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Ranjit: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
Ranjit's son: How does an electric motor run?
Ranjit: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr....
Ranjit's son shouts: Stop it.
Ranjit: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Ranjit: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Ranjit: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
so cmna prasaan korang pas baca kisah kt atas? ape2 pon nanti lain kali admin akan kongsikan cerita lain untuk korang OK? settT~
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